i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower
idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday
sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
……native speakers do this too?!!?
when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?
i hope this woman lives forever