I want food and friends, but mostly food.
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peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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adrieldaniel:

“It’s just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.”

― David Sedaris