when someone steals food from your plate
I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense
THAT FUCKING COMMENT
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK
He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.
I would vote for him
i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot
it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
"what state do you live in?"
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
“It’s just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.”
― David Sedaris