My name is jesse.
um I don't know what to say


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catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs

  • Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
  • Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
  • Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
  • Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
  • Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
  • Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)
  • Prada Stilettos (optional) - $740.00

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

clessert:

it’s not you, its your eyebrows

saddestblogger:

when u throw a banana peel in mario kart and end up hitting it on the next lap

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taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

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beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

addicted-to-lana-del-rey:

Lana Del Rey blog

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.