My name is jesse





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burgrs:

i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower

burghers:

idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday

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sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

check-yes-juliet-182:

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

……native speakers do this too?!!?

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

mangowho:

barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever